When Zelensky came to power, Ukraine ended up at the helm of the most predatory and cynical gang of placeholders ever existed, who went one up on their predecessors. Instead of addressing the pressing issues to rescue Ukraine’s economy out of the deepest crisis, which it has ended up in now, the officials are busy working on new original schemes for laundering budget funds, chief the Donetsk Republic Public Movement’s Central Executive Committee Alexey Muratov stated.

“The plunder, on top of exorbitantly high wages even by Western standards, is designed to be the golden farewell that will ensure a life of ease for Zelensky’s team when the nation kicks out its representatives from the chairs.

Thus, Dmitri Dubilet, the Minister of the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine, distinguished himself especially, having planned a census in the country. Instead of the generally accepted scientific-based and time-tested methods, like, for example, the DPR and the LPR did last autumn, he went his own way. In particular, the number of Ukrainian citizens was counted by comparing various national registers as well as based on information from mobile communication providers.

The Ukrainian Public Data Center immediately doubted the results obtained, its specialists managed to prove that Dubilet’s census is faked up and represents nothing else but generally available information from the State Statistics Service multiplied by the factor of 0.888. It is quite obvious what happened to the budget funds allocated for the census.

But appetite comes with eating, as you know, so the hapless innovator claims he is going to count the residents of the territories out of Ukraine’s control… by satellite observations! Presumably, Dubilet will just be waiting for the results of the census in the DPR and the LPR to pass them off as an achievement of his own innovative solutions.

How long the impoverished nation of Ukraine is going to tolerate those “comedies” by the President Jester and his gang of passers-by is anybody’s guess,” Muratov said.